I tend to type in full sentences using so called big words, giving the impression that I swallowed a thesaurus. I constantly use phrases like "I'm sayin'" and "man, fuck you". Some shit I post may be offensive, get over it.
Think I might actually crash early tonight which certainly is a first. Beach totally wore me out. Now if only I had Fight Club on DVD. Be the perfect way to end the night with a side of endless cuddles.
Instead I’m off to troll Netflix and squeeze the life outta my pillow until I pass out.
Teagan’s Never-Ending List of Favourite Characters
The Narrator (Fight Club)” This is your life and it’s ending one minute at a time.”
(Source: adamfaulkners)
Marla. The scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if you could stop tonguing it, but you can’t
(Source: lydiamartined)
